1 00:00:04,708 --> 00:00:06,543 Here's what you missed last week on shameless... 2 00:00:06,668 --> 00:00:08,754 {\an8}Here is what you missed last week 3 00:00:08,837 --> 00:00:09,796 {\an8}on shameless... 4 00:00:10,088 --> 00:00:11,924 Where are you getting this money? 5 00:00:12,466 --> 00:00:13,550 Next. 6 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:16,678 "Alibi voted best shittiest bar on the south side." 7 00:00:16,887 --> 00:00:19,473 -I'm not sure how I feel about that. -I've never been the best. 8 00:00:19,681 --> 00:00:22,184 Here's to the shittiest bar on the south side! 9 00:00:22,518 --> 00:00:24,561 Yes! 10 00:00:25,187 --> 00:00:27,856 Fiona. You don't wanna have yours, that's fine. 11 00:00:28,065 --> 00:00:30,359 If you love me, you will support me on having this baby... 12 00:00:30,442 --> 00:00:31,860 'Cause no one else does. 13 00:00:32,069 --> 00:00:33,070 We made mistakes. 14 00:00:33,278 --> 00:00:35,948 Mine wasn't a mistake. I did this on purpose. 15 00:00:36,156 --> 00:00:37,407 Because I know what I want. 16 00:00:37,616 --> 00:00:40,410 If you have this baby, I will not support you. 17 00:00:42,246 --> 00:00:44,039 I'm taking care of this once and for all. 18 00:00:44,122 --> 00:00:45,457 You cut the right one? 19 00:00:45,541 --> 00:00:47,918 Yes! There's only two cables. Throttle cable and the... 20 00:00:48,627 --> 00:00:49,628 Whoa, whoa! 21 00:00:50,545 --> 00:00:51,546 Whoa! 22 00:00:52,464 --> 00:00:53,507 The brake cable. 23 00:00:54,007 --> 00:00:55,467 Frank? What the hell is going on? 24 00:00:55,676 --> 00:00:57,678 This is Jorge mendoza and his clan. 25 00:00:57,886 --> 00:00:59,346 What are they doing in our yard? 26 00:00:59,429 --> 00:01:00,514 I rented it to them. 27 00:01:00,681 --> 00:01:04,101 If we let you take the house... Will you rent it to us? 28 00:01:04,351 --> 00:01:07,813 Sure. Call it 1,800 a month. First, last and deposit. 29 00:01:11,233 --> 00:01:12,568 Kidding me? 30 00:01:16,947 --> 00:01:18,365 Hey! You okay? 31 00:01:21,243 --> 00:01:22,494 Can you tell me your name, sir? 32 00:02:33,523 --> 00:02:36,568 Surprise! It's me again, cousin Fiona, 33 00:02:36,652 --> 00:02:38,570 hoping you can explain the eviction notice 34 00:02:38,779 --> 00:02:40,238 from the sheriff's department. 35 00:02:40,447 --> 00:02:41,823 'Cause we do pay our rent. 36 00:02:42,032 --> 00:02:44,534 So if you can call us back when you have a minute, 37 00:02:44,618 --> 00:02:47,704 that would be swell. Thanks, Patrick. 38 00:02:48,246 --> 00:02:50,248 Seventy-two hours to vacate the premises. 39 00:02:50,582 --> 00:02:51,583 Where is our flour? 40 00:02:51,833 --> 00:02:53,752 Debbie used it as an imaginary baby. 41 00:02:54,127 --> 00:02:57,214 Yo. Chef boyardee, any chance you can help Fiona deal with Patrick? 42 00:02:57,422 --> 00:03:00,759 -No. Working later. What about cinnamon? -Huh? 43 00:03:01,009 --> 00:03:03,220 -I'm baking cookies. -Why? 44 00:03:03,428 --> 00:03:06,431 For the firehouse. I think they deserve our support. 45 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:08,975 And today is the day to thank them? 46 00:03:09,184 --> 00:03:10,977 I bet the Hondurans have flour. 47 00:03:14,064 --> 00:03:15,273 We got into trouble at school. 48 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:16,441 He's pissed at me. 49 00:03:16,650 --> 00:03:18,568 Please, he's been angry with me for weeks. 50 00:03:18,777 --> 00:03:19,778 You talk to your cousin? 51 00:03:19,986 --> 00:03:21,488 Gonna have to get in his face. 52 00:03:21,571 --> 00:03:22,948 Well, I'll drive you. 53 00:03:23,156 --> 00:03:24,449 You don't have to get involved. 54 00:03:24,658 --> 00:03:25,575 I know. 55 00:03:25,784 --> 00:03:26,910 You sure you don't need me? 56 00:03:27,035 --> 00:03:29,663 -No. Go on your trip, we have it handled. -Okay. 57 00:03:29,871 --> 00:03:32,707 Lip's professor is taking him to an academic conference. 58 00:03:32,791 --> 00:03:33,792 It's for fun. 59 00:03:34,042 --> 00:03:36,461 She teaches critical theory, nothing to do with engineering. 60 00:03:36,670 --> 00:03:40,257 It'll look good on your transcript, a conference on whatever. 61 00:03:40,465 --> 00:03:42,634 Uh, the origin of feminist rhetoric in postwar Europe. 62 00:03:42,843 --> 00:03:44,594 You need help with that, call me. 63 00:03:44,803 --> 00:03:47,097 Got it. Do we have any baking soda? 64 00:03:49,766 --> 00:03:51,768 Guess not. 65 00:03:54,020 --> 00:03:57,065 As a woman who's months from bringing a child into this world, 66 00:03:57,274 --> 00:03:59,067 you require a nest. 67 00:03:59,276 --> 00:04:01,611 And since we're getting kicked out of our house... 68 00:04:01,820 --> 00:04:03,280 You think that's actually happening? 69 00:04:03,405 --> 00:04:04,906 The sheriff doesn't mess around. 70 00:04:05,115 --> 00:04:06,616 Well, Fiona already said 71 00:04:06,700 --> 00:04:08,160 if I have it, she's throwing me out. 72 00:04:08,285 --> 00:04:10,287 So I don't even care if we lose the house. 73 00:04:10,495 --> 00:04:13,832 I'm just gonna get a part-time job, and save up money for my own place. 74 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:15,083 Ready? 75 00:04:15,292 --> 00:04:17,419 No. No, no, no, listen to me. 76 00:04:17,627 --> 00:04:18,628 Even with welfare, 77 00:04:18,837 --> 00:04:21,506 no way you pull down the kind of dough you'll need. 78 00:04:21,715 --> 00:04:23,675 There's diapers and onesies 79 00:04:23,884 --> 00:04:26,261 and the little jars with pureed veggies. 80 00:04:26,470 --> 00:04:28,513 And god forbid the kid gets sick, 81 00:04:28,722 --> 00:04:31,057 with what these pharmaceutical companies are demanding 82 00:04:31,266 --> 00:04:32,851 for a goddamn cough drop? 83 00:04:33,059 --> 00:04:35,687 And there's no way boys your age can support you, 84 00:04:35,771 --> 00:04:38,523 they're spending their allowance on poppers and Internet porn. 85 00:04:38,732 --> 00:04:40,567 No, what you need is an older... 86 00:04:40,650 --> 00:04:41,860 Gel may be a little cold. 87 00:04:42,068 --> 00:04:44,780 You need a, a father figure, like you had with me. 88 00:04:44,863 --> 00:04:45,864 Only with money. 89 00:04:46,114 --> 00:04:50,160 And the good news is there's lots of lonely men. 90 00:04:50,368 --> 00:04:52,871 And they'll know you put out. That's a plus. 91 00:04:53,079 --> 00:04:54,623 Heartbeat. 92 00:04:54,956 --> 00:04:57,667 Oh, my god. Look at its face. 93 00:04:57,918 --> 00:05:02,839 Uh. Wrong end. The face is there. 94 00:05:05,425 --> 00:05:06,551 That's my baby. 95 00:05:10,806 --> 00:05:11,932 Hello, little Gallagher. 96 00:05:14,726 --> 00:05:16,603 Yo, dom. Got you a little something. 97 00:05:16,812 --> 00:05:18,563 Ugh. Okay, don't be getting me shit. 98 00:05:18,772 --> 00:05:21,525 Come on, girl, I dropped bank. You don't wanna see? 99 00:05:24,611 --> 00:05:25,612 Mink. 100 00:05:25,695 --> 00:05:27,781 -You steal it? -Got the receipt. 101 00:05:27,989 --> 00:05:30,242 Thanks, but I really don't need it. 102 00:05:30,408 --> 00:05:31,910 Gonna be cold soon. 103 00:05:32,577 --> 00:05:35,664 A friend's mom is giving me a ride. I gotta go. 104 00:05:35,747 --> 00:05:38,834 -Let me walk you. -No. Too far to walk. Bye. 105 00:05:50,387 --> 00:05:52,722 Hey, Patrick. Thanks for not calling me back! 106 00:05:53,890 --> 00:05:54,891 Who's this? 107 00:05:55,100 --> 00:05:56,351 Sean. How you doing? 108 00:05:56,643 --> 00:05:59,229 I'm curious what you told the sheriff to get us evicted. 109 00:06:00,438 --> 00:06:03,733 Oh. That... that's not about you. 110 00:06:03,942 --> 00:06:06,361 I took a loan out against the house for 60 grand, 111 00:06:06,570 --> 00:06:08,238 didn't pay it back, so... 112 00:06:08,446 --> 00:06:09,739 Dorset bank foreclosed. 113 00:06:09,948 --> 00:06:11,324 Can't you work something out? 114 00:06:11,533 --> 00:06:12,826 Why? 115 00:06:13,034 --> 00:06:15,537 I get 500 bucks in rent, usually late, 116 00:06:15,745 --> 00:06:19,499 from cousins who want to frame me as a child molester. 117 00:06:19,708 --> 00:06:23,169 Or I pocket 60 large and call it a day. 118 00:06:23,378 --> 00:06:28,133 You know, I got myself a jet ski. Season tickets to the blackhawks! 119 00:06:28,341 --> 00:06:30,719 -How's your credit? -Credit was in the shitter, anyway! 120 00:06:30,844 --> 00:06:32,762 Thanks for asking. 121 00:06:32,971 --> 00:06:33,972 The house is a dump, 122 00:06:34,055 --> 00:06:35,724 but it's been ours for generations. 123 00:06:35,807 --> 00:06:37,142 And it means a lot to all of us. 124 00:06:37,392 --> 00:06:38,893 Fuck that house. 125 00:06:38,977 --> 00:06:42,230 And fuck your con-artist, deadbeat family. 126 00:06:42,856 --> 00:06:44,316 Don't be waving the hammer around. 127 00:06:44,441 --> 00:06:46,067 I don't wanna have to take it from you. 128 00:06:48,862 --> 00:06:50,155 That I'd like to see. 129 00:06:50,363 --> 00:06:51,615 Is that right? 130 00:06:52,782 --> 00:06:54,117 Let's go. 131 00:07:02,083 --> 00:07:03,168 Yeah! 132 00:07:07,297 --> 00:07:09,591 Hey, what's up? I'll see you guys inside. 133 00:07:13,261 --> 00:07:14,429 The hell is everyone? 134 00:07:14,638 --> 00:07:17,599 Regulars stop coming because it's hipster bar now, they think. 135 00:07:17,807 --> 00:07:18,892 Where are all the hipsters? 136 00:07:19,017 --> 00:07:23,104 Maybe it's some yuppie holiday. Earth day or yom kippur or something. 137 00:07:23,313 --> 00:07:25,523 I just had three topknots right behind me, 138 00:07:25,732 --> 00:07:28,860 I thought they were gonna come in. What's that? 139 00:07:29,069 --> 00:07:30,070 Tapas. 140 00:07:30,862 --> 00:07:31,821 Say it with no accent. 141 00:07:32,072 --> 00:07:33,990 -Tapas. -Didn't help. 142 00:07:34,282 --> 00:07:35,742 Spanish food on small plates. 143 00:07:35,951 --> 00:07:37,827 Svetlana said there's a place on 19th street, 144 00:07:38,036 --> 00:07:39,287 customers go crazy for this. 145 00:07:39,496 --> 00:07:41,873 -Jesus, it smells like... -Octopus. 146 00:07:42,749 --> 00:07:43,750 Don't fuck with me. 147 00:07:43,833 --> 00:07:46,878 I no fucking you. Octopus salad is kind of tapas. 148 00:07:47,128 --> 00:07:49,047 You see, this is the problem with hipsters. 149 00:07:49,255 --> 00:07:51,257 It's like buying an exotic animal from a pet store. 150 00:07:51,341 --> 00:07:52,968 Who knows what they eat? 151 00:07:55,011 --> 00:07:56,554 The hipsters will come back, right? 152 00:07:57,222 --> 00:07:58,264 Yeah. 153 00:07:59,516 --> 00:08:01,518 We'll have 'em eating octopus out of our hand. 154 00:08:02,894 --> 00:08:04,187 Yeah, I hope so. 155 00:08:17,951 --> 00:08:20,829 Hey, I'm looking for a firefighter. 156 00:08:21,037 --> 00:08:22,330 But I don't know his name. 157 00:08:22,956 --> 00:08:23,957 Regarding? 158 00:08:25,083 --> 00:08:28,294 I was on the central ave bridge on Tuesday and he saved my life. 159 00:08:28,586 --> 00:08:30,964 Tuesday? You want the hose pullers. 160 00:08:31,965 --> 00:08:33,008 The what? 161 00:08:33,883 --> 00:08:37,345 Flamers. The gay firemen. They're all on one shift. 162 00:08:38,346 --> 00:08:39,389 Really? 163 00:08:39,973 --> 00:08:41,307 Chicago fire island. 164 00:08:42,684 --> 00:08:45,103 So, when's the next gay shift? 165 00:08:45,311 --> 00:08:47,230 7:00 A.M. tomorrow. 166 00:08:48,398 --> 00:08:50,108 Those snickerdoodles? 167 00:08:52,944 --> 00:08:56,031 McKinley, line two, you've got a call. McKinley, line two. 168 00:08:58,450 --> 00:09:00,243 I grew up here. 169 00:09:00,618 --> 00:09:02,328 Raised all my kids here, too. 170 00:09:02,537 --> 00:09:04,122 Hey, Debbie! Could you come down? 171 00:09:04,330 --> 00:09:05,749 There's someone I want you to meet. 172 00:09:08,543 --> 00:09:11,129 Uh, Eugene, this is my daughter, Deborah. 173 00:09:11,504 --> 00:09:12,797 What's going on? 174 00:09:13,048 --> 00:09:14,007 Sit. Sit, sit, sit. 175 00:09:14,090 --> 00:09:17,093 Don't trip over his oxygen compressor. 176 00:09:21,931 --> 00:09:23,391 Hello, Deborah. 177 00:09:25,018 --> 00:09:26,144 Hi. 178 00:09:27,562 --> 00:09:28,855 So, how do you two, uh... 179 00:09:29,064 --> 00:09:31,775 I spend time in the oncology ward at the hospital, 180 00:09:31,983 --> 00:09:34,569 giving comfort and moral support to those in need. 181 00:09:34,778 --> 00:09:37,197 Me and Eugene just hit it off. 182 00:09:37,405 --> 00:09:39,407 Do the... the bit from that movie. 183 00:09:41,242 --> 00:09:43,286 "Good afternoon, gentlemen. 184 00:09:44,037 --> 00:09:47,916 I am a hal 9000 computer." 185 00:09:51,961 --> 00:09:52,962 Well... 186 00:09:54,297 --> 00:09:56,049 I'll let you two get acquainted. 187 00:09:57,634 --> 00:09:58,843 Wait, what? 188 00:10:05,016 --> 00:10:08,061 My second wife was a redhead. 189 00:10:10,188 --> 00:10:11,648 Would you excuse me? 190 00:10:14,984 --> 00:10:16,528 You're not setting me up with him? 191 00:10:16,736 --> 00:10:19,489 Shush up. He lost his voice, not his hearing. 192 00:10:19,989 --> 00:10:21,282 Are you insane? 193 00:10:21,699 --> 00:10:23,743 You need someone to take care of you. 194 00:10:23,952 --> 00:10:25,078 He's got terminal cancer 195 00:10:25,286 --> 00:10:27,705 and a two-bedroom apartment on rent control. 196 00:10:27,914 --> 00:10:30,708 And a mint-condition '64 Pontiac. It's a classic. 197 00:10:31,042 --> 00:10:31,960 He's dying? 198 00:10:32,043 --> 00:10:35,255 Exactly. He'll be around for a couple of months, a year, tops. 199 00:10:35,463 --> 00:10:37,882 And then we hold onto the two-bedroom rent-control. 200 00:10:38,091 --> 00:10:41,052 No! I don't need a man. I can take care of my baby on my own. 201 00:10:42,637 --> 00:10:45,265 And if I do find someone, he won't be an old, dying robot. 202 00:10:48,685 --> 00:10:50,061 It's a no-go. 203 00:10:55,275 --> 00:10:58,027 Used to love the smell of bacon, till I got knocked up. 204 00:10:58,236 --> 00:11:01,698 - Morning sickness? - I helped Cindy bring food to a table, 205 00:11:01,906 --> 00:11:03,324 I nearly puked on the plate. 206 00:11:04,033 --> 00:11:06,703 Only two more days till the appointment. 207 00:11:07,370 --> 00:11:09,581 Unless you wanna punch me in the stomach and end it. 208 00:11:09,831 --> 00:11:12,167 -Are we joking about this? -Trying. 209 00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:13,251 Whoa-oh. 210 00:11:13,543 --> 00:11:15,378 Hey, about the house, you're not giving up. 211 00:11:16,254 --> 00:11:17,755 Not seeing too many options. 212 00:11:18,131 --> 00:11:19,841 Well, we can't make Patrick pay the bank. 213 00:11:19,924 --> 00:11:21,092 He only borrowed 60 grand, 214 00:11:21,175 --> 00:11:22,969 that's not a very big monthly payment. 215 00:11:23,052 --> 00:11:24,095 So? 216 00:11:24,304 --> 00:11:25,889 So we take over the mortgage. 217 00:11:26,347 --> 00:11:27,432 Could we do that? 218 00:11:27,724 --> 00:11:28,725 Maybe. 219 00:11:29,058 --> 00:11:30,226 Who do we ask? 220 00:11:30,727 --> 00:11:32,645 The guy that runs the accounts at dorset bank. 221 00:11:32,896 --> 00:11:34,856 We could swing by, talk to him. 222 00:11:35,064 --> 00:11:36,149 Thank you. 223 00:11:36,274 --> 00:11:38,192 I'm a naturally helpful person. 224 00:11:38,401 --> 00:11:41,446 - Must be tiring. - It is. Utterly exhausting. 225 00:11:44,282 --> 00:11:45,366 Bacon. 226 00:11:49,287 --> 00:11:50,163 Go colts! 227 00:11:52,582 --> 00:11:53,625 I hate the colts. 228 00:11:53,875 --> 00:11:54,959 Hockey? 229 00:11:55,084 --> 00:11:56,127 Not a sports person? 230 00:11:56,377 --> 00:11:58,630 I did synchronized swimming at Sarah Lawrence. 231 00:11:59,047 --> 00:12:00,173 What's that? 232 00:12:00,298 --> 00:12:03,092 Bunch of girls swimming together upside-down and... 233 00:12:03,301 --> 00:12:04,928 Well, it's a lot harder than it sounds. 234 00:12:05,136 --> 00:12:07,221 It's like a busby Berkeley musical, only wet. 235 00:12:07,305 --> 00:12:08,973 Who's busby Berkeley? 236 00:12:09,182 --> 00:12:10,266 Mgm? No? 237 00:12:10,475 --> 00:12:12,018 Welcome to the golden Marquis hotel. 238 00:12:12,101 --> 00:12:14,062 -Can I help you with your bags? -Please. 239 00:12:14,145 --> 00:12:15,188 Yeah. 240 00:12:20,193 --> 00:12:21,402 Some high-end shit. 241 00:12:21,611 --> 00:12:24,781 Carbon fiber frame, mag wheels, all customized. 242 00:12:24,989 --> 00:12:26,157 Check it out. 243 00:12:26,574 --> 00:12:27,742 This one. 244 00:12:28,618 --> 00:12:29,953 Man, that one's cold. 245 00:12:30,620 --> 00:12:31,621 No. 246 00:12:33,623 --> 00:12:34,832 This one. 247 00:12:36,876 --> 00:12:39,253 ♪ ...say fuck school so I made this foreign type ♪ 248 00:12:39,337 --> 00:12:41,339 ♪ oh, yeah, now I'm so entice ♪ 249 00:12:41,547 --> 00:12:45,009 ♪ I said she's married to the moola yo, you're motherfuckin' right ♪ 250 00:12:45,093 --> 00:12:47,345 -♪ tonight your body is a strip club ♪ -♪ yeah ♪ 251 00:12:47,428 --> 00:12:50,014 ♪ let me perform on your stage ♪ 252 00:12:50,390 --> 00:12:52,976 -♪ for the moola, for the moola? ♪ -♪ I'm gettin' paid ♪ 253 00:12:53,059 --> 00:12:55,937 ♪ hallelujah, this shit legendary ♪ 254 00:12:56,020 --> 00:12:59,440 ♪ trip like Jason Terry pussy pink as Katy Perry ♪ 255 00:12:59,816 --> 00:13:01,401 ♪ this shit came from nowhere ♪ 256 00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:03,069 ♪ drama, please don't go there ♪ 257 00:13:03,152 --> 00:13:05,238 ♪ pussy Michael Jordan, no hair ♪ 258 00:13:05,321 --> 00:13:06,698 ♪ bald head, no hair ♪ 259 00:13:07,031 --> 00:13:09,075 ♪ bandz, bandz will make her dance ♪ 260 00:13:09,826 --> 00:13:13,287 Hey, yo, after we get this bike, how about we buy a motherfucking car? 261 00:13:15,081 --> 00:13:16,749 Robes and slippers in the closet. 262 00:13:16,916 --> 00:13:18,876 Toilet's equipped with a heated seat and a bidet. 263 00:13:19,210 --> 00:13:20,837 A bidet. Ever use one? 264 00:13:21,170 --> 00:13:23,381 Yeah. In my vacation home in The Bahamas. 265 00:13:23,589 --> 00:13:24,590 Anything else? 266 00:13:24,799 --> 00:13:26,342 No. Thank you. 267 00:13:29,846 --> 00:13:30,847 Ten bucks? 268 00:13:31,014 --> 00:13:32,306 We're meeting people in an hour. 269 00:13:32,390 --> 00:13:34,517 I'm gonna shower. You can join if you want. 270 00:13:34,809 --> 00:13:36,227 Yeah, I'm in. 271 00:13:37,311 --> 00:13:38,479 You nervous about tomorrow? 272 00:13:38,980 --> 00:13:40,064 Excited. 273 00:13:40,273 --> 00:13:42,275 I've been working on this for three years, so... 274 00:13:42,483 --> 00:13:44,777 Now I get to show off. 275 00:13:44,986 --> 00:13:49,073 "With the publication in 1949 of her seminal text, second sex, 276 00:13:49,282 --> 00:13:53,286 Simone de beauvoir redefined the semiotics of femininity 277 00:13:53,369 --> 00:13:55,288 throughout the western world. 278 00:13:55,371 --> 00:13:56,789 What is not explored 279 00:13:56,998 --> 00:13:59,042 is the relationship between her loss of faith 280 00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:01,419 and subsequent revolutionary views." 281 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:03,921 Wow. 282 00:14:04,213 --> 00:14:06,799 It's really turning me on. If that's what you were going for. 283 00:14:07,258 --> 00:14:09,635 I didn't know that you found the topic so arousing. 284 00:14:10,428 --> 00:14:11,262 Me, neither. 285 00:14:11,929 --> 00:14:13,222 Well, there's tertiary evidence 286 00:14:13,306 --> 00:14:18,519 that the prestigious convent school that de beauvoir attended 287 00:14:18,728 --> 00:14:23,983 is in fact the missing link between her early religiosity 288 00:14:24,192 --> 00:14:26,277 and subsequent radicalization. 289 00:14:28,363 --> 00:14:30,114 Okay. Thanks for your help. 290 00:14:30,990 --> 00:14:32,492 You can't assume the loan. 291 00:14:32,742 --> 00:14:35,328 The house is scheduled to go up for auction in two days. 292 00:14:35,411 --> 00:14:37,872 Well, that's that. 293 00:14:38,539 --> 00:14:39,582 The auction public? 294 00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:40,917 I assume. 295 00:14:41,834 --> 00:14:43,252 So, buy it there. 296 00:14:43,461 --> 00:14:44,420 Right. 297 00:14:45,671 --> 00:14:47,590 -How's it work? -Highest bidder gets the house. 298 00:14:48,174 --> 00:14:49,884 Lots of bottom-feeders, right? 299 00:14:50,051 --> 00:14:51,094 Looking for a great deal. 300 00:14:51,302 --> 00:14:53,179 Bank only needs 60 grand, get their money back. 301 00:14:53,262 --> 00:14:54,847 It's a shithole, that house. 302 00:14:55,181 --> 00:14:56,182 You put an offer on it 303 00:14:56,307 --> 00:14:57,350 and I bet it's yours. 304 00:14:57,433 --> 00:14:59,477 You think I have 60 grand? 305 00:14:59,685 --> 00:15:01,396 Well, apply for a mortgage. 306 00:15:01,604 --> 00:15:02,730 Me? 307 00:15:03,147 --> 00:15:06,234 Well, you're an assistant manager at a reputable place of business. 308 00:15:06,317 --> 00:15:09,195 You have stable income. You ran her credit? 309 00:15:09,404 --> 00:15:10,321 Uh, about that... 310 00:15:10,530 --> 00:15:11,531 Here we go. 311 00:15:11,739 --> 00:15:15,368 No, it's not bad or good. You have a credit score of zero. 312 00:15:16,202 --> 00:15:19,414 You've never owned a credit card or leased a car? 313 00:15:19,622 --> 00:15:20,623 No. 314 00:15:20,873 --> 00:15:22,834 Amazing. 315 00:15:23,376 --> 00:15:26,254 Well, you can open up a credit card account. 316 00:15:26,504 --> 00:15:29,382 Take an advance of $1,000, pay it back tomorrow, 317 00:15:29,465 --> 00:15:31,968 and you're an excellent credit risk. 318 00:15:32,427 --> 00:15:35,012 You're saying that I have to borrow money 319 00:15:35,346 --> 00:15:36,681 in order to borrow more money? 320 00:15:37,515 --> 00:15:39,725 Government-backed fha mortgage loans are reasonable. 321 00:15:40,518 --> 00:15:43,020 Hold on. Hold on. I can get a loan? 322 00:15:43,438 --> 00:15:45,314 Very big serve from Mikaela brown. 323 00:15:45,398 --> 00:15:46,732 She has one of the most powerful 324 00:15:46,941 --> 00:15:48,276 -right-hands in the game. -Mmm. 325 00:15:50,069 --> 00:15:51,070 Kev! 326 00:15:51,237 --> 00:15:52,321 They're gonna switch sides. 327 00:15:52,405 --> 00:15:53,406 Yes. 328 00:15:53,948 --> 00:15:55,158 Hey, kev! 329 00:15:57,535 --> 00:15:58,786 Kev! Hey, I see you! 330 00:16:00,872 --> 00:16:03,291 Come on, man. Kev, come on! 331 00:16:07,420 --> 00:16:08,629 Hey, I need a favor. 332 00:16:10,339 --> 00:16:11,674 Ask me from there. 333 00:16:11,924 --> 00:16:14,218 No, no, no, no. I can't yell this, okay? It's... 334 00:16:14,969 --> 00:16:16,304 Kevin, it's personal. 335 00:16:27,064 --> 00:16:28,107 You see these legs? 336 00:16:29,942 --> 00:16:31,861 I used to press 900 pounds with these legs. 337 00:16:32,069 --> 00:16:33,905 Now I drag 'em around like limp sausage. 338 00:16:34,113 --> 00:16:35,656 That yuppie lawyer scum who did this, 339 00:16:35,865 --> 00:16:37,325 he lives right around the block. 340 00:16:38,618 --> 00:16:40,328 -Really sucks. -Help me kill him. 341 00:16:41,204 --> 00:16:42,705 -What? -And his family. 342 00:16:42,788 --> 00:16:44,123 I'm gonna set his house on fire. 343 00:16:44,207 --> 00:16:45,208 -No. -Yes, I am. 344 00:16:45,416 --> 00:16:46,417 -Hell, no! -Yes, I am. 345 00:16:46,501 --> 00:16:49,378 You do that, they're gonna send you away for a long-ass time. 346 00:16:49,587 --> 00:16:51,506 Look, Kevin, I've thought about this, okay? 347 00:16:51,714 --> 00:16:55,551 And I think about how I will feel when that house is on fire, 348 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:57,220 the lawyer comes runnin' out, okay? 349 00:16:57,303 --> 00:16:58,554 His kids come runnin' out, 350 00:16:58,638 --> 00:17:00,932 their hair on fire and clothes on fire... 351 00:17:01,307 --> 00:17:03,226 - I'm on fire! - Jesus Christ. 352 00:17:03,601 --> 00:17:04,852 It'll be worth it, it will. 353 00:17:05,478 --> 00:17:06,479 Okay. 354 00:17:06,562 --> 00:17:07,688 I'm tellin' ya. 355 00:17:08,481 --> 00:17:10,983 No one's gonna burn anyone, all right? Go home. 356 00:17:11,234 --> 00:17:12,235 Come on! 357 00:17:12,443 --> 00:17:16,822 And take your pain meds, think happy thoughts. Breathe. 358 00:17:17,031 --> 00:17:18,241 -Yeah, all right. -I gotta go. 359 00:17:18,449 --> 00:17:19,492 Okay, fine. 360 00:17:19,575 --> 00:17:20,660 Hey. Kev, you want... 361 00:17:20,910 --> 00:17:22,620 You wanna come over later, watch the voice? 362 00:17:23,287 --> 00:17:24,789 You wanna... you like the voice? 363 00:17:24,997 --> 00:17:27,583 No? I got frozen pizza. 364 00:17:44,517 --> 00:17:45,601 Check this out. 365 00:17:45,935 --> 00:17:49,772 {\an8}Found my daughter a husband. 366 00:17:50,314 --> 00:17:51,732 {\an8}A nice man... 367 00:17:52,316 --> 00:17:55,194 {\an8}With just a few months to live... 368 00:17:55,611 --> 00:17:58,656 {\an8}And she goes, "no! No, no, no." 369 00:17:58,739 --> 00:18:00,908 {\an8}I have to go back to the hospital. 370 00:18:01,033 --> 00:18:03,411 {\an8}Find a handsome man... 371 00:18:03,494 --> 00:18:05,580 {\an8}...who is dying. 372 00:18:07,123 --> 00:18:09,292 Okay, so, we went to the bank 373 00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:11,377 and the house is being sold at auction. 374 00:18:11,460 --> 00:18:14,797 But there's a chance that we could buy it. 375 00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:18,384 So, for the first time, ever, it would be our house. 376 00:18:18,467 --> 00:18:21,053 Not aunt ginger's, not Patrick's. 377 00:18:22,722 --> 00:18:23,723 How? 378 00:18:23,931 --> 00:18:25,099 Sean's got a guy at the bank 379 00:18:25,308 --> 00:18:27,560 who thinks I can get a bank loan of up to 100,000. 380 00:18:27,643 --> 00:18:29,186 -Dollars? -I know. 381 00:18:29,395 --> 00:18:31,897 Holy shit! Someone's willing to give us 100 grand? 382 00:18:32,106 --> 00:18:33,107 Yeah. 383 00:18:33,316 --> 00:18:34,483 Why didn't we do this before? 384 00:18:34,567 --> 00:18:36,444 The bank doesn't just give you money. 385 00:18:36,611 --> 00:18:38,487 They actually buy the house, let you live in it 386 00:18:38,696 --> 00:18:40,406 until you pay back the loan. With interest. 387 00:18:40,489 --> 00:18:41,490 Or not. 388 00:18:41,741 --> 00:18:44,869 We need a down payment of $3,500. 389 00:18:45,161 --> 00:18:46,579 And we need it, like, now. 390 00:18:46,662 --> 00:18:48,122 I got a couple hundred. 391 00:18:48,331 --> 00:18:50,499 Okay. We could pawn the TV. 392 00:18:50,583 --> 00:18:52,668 -You'll get 50 bucks. -We're brainstorming. 393 00:18:52,877 --> 00:18:55,963 Three and half gs? Shit. I got you covered. 394 00:18:56,172 --> 00:18:59,091 What do you want? You want hundies or small bills? 395 00:19:01,093 --> 00:19:03,471 You just got out of juvie and you have $3,000? 396 00:19:03,554 --> 00:19:04,639 Right. 397 00:19:14,690 --> 00:19:16,567 -No. -What, you don't believe me? 398 00:19:16,776 --> 00:19:19,403 No, I believe you. I just don't want the state seizing our house 399 00:19:19,612 --> 00:19:20,613 bought with drug money, 400 00:19:20,821 --> 00:19:22,573 or whatever it is that you're into lately. 401 00:19:22,782 --> 00:19:24,116 Let's not be hasty. 402 00:19:24,283 --> 00:19:26,077 You're not part of this conversation, frank. 403 00:19:26,243 --> 00:19:30,706 This was my house long before any of you had claim to it. 404 00:19:30,915 --> 00:19:32,541 Not legally, but every other way. 405 00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:36,462 The point is, we're gallaghers. If Carl wants to step up... 406 00:19:36,545 --> 00:19:37,588 No. 407 00:19:38,172 --> 00:19:39,382 Why do you get the last word? 408 00:19:39,590 --> 00:19:41,550 If you wanna get a mortgage with your name on it, 409 00:19:41,634 --> 00:19:42,927 then take Carl's money. 410 00:19:43,135 --> 00:19:45,471 But otherwise, we'll find another way. 411 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:47,390 I'll just spend it on my ride. 412 00:19:47,598 --> 00:19:50,184 If you want us, we'll be upstairs. Come on, Nick. 413 00:19:51,018 --> 00:19:54,855 Carl? A word... if you would, son? 414 00:19:57,608 --> 00:19:59,527 I don't know why you called a family meeting. 415 00:19:59,610 --> 00:20:01,654 You make all the decisions, anyway. 416 00:20:03,823 --> 00:20:07,076 Carl? Hey, hey. Hey, um... 417 00:20:07,410 --> 00:20:08,619 Uh... 418 00:20:09,537 --> 00:20:12,289 On behalf of all of us, I want to acknowledge your generosity. 419 00:20:12,498 --> 00:20:14,083 You've reached this level of success 420 00:20:14,166 --> 00:20:16,127 -in your chosen field... -How much do you need? 421 00:20:16,335 --> 00:20:17,461 Forty. 422 00:20:17,795 --> 00:20:20,005 Sixty. If it's not a problem. 423 00:20:20,256 --> 00:20:21,632 A bill, even. 424 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,051 You've come a long way, son. 425 00:20:24,260 --> 00:20:26,595 It warms my heart to know that at least one Gallagher 426 00:20:26,679 --> 00:20:28,556 has lived up to his genetic potential. 427 00:20:28,639 --> 00:20:31,642 When you were six, I... one... 428 00:20:32,935 --> 00:20:35,354 You get why I don't wanna take Carl's money, right? 429 00:20:35,563 --> 00:20:37,982 It's like saying that it's cool that he's a criminal. 430 00:20:38,190 --> 00:20:40,192 Like we've given up on him. 431 00:20:40,693 --> 00:20:41,694 I get it. 432 00:20:49,785 --> 00:20:51,787 You're giving me that look. 433 00:20:51,996 --> 00:20:55,708 Like you're gonna try to give me some really wise, meaningful advice. 434 00:20:57,877 --> 00:20:59,545 Are your boobs bigger? 435 00:20:59,712 --> 00:21:00,921 That's what you were thinking? 436 00:21:01,005 --> 00:21:02,089 They are, right? 437 00:21:03,007 --> 00:21:04,633 Well, enjoy 'em while you can. 438 00:21:05,843 --> 00:21:09,138 I'm gonna have to reschedule the abortion till after the auction. 439 00:21:12,892 --> 00:21:14,310 About that deposit. 440 00:21:14,518 --> 00:21:17,813 You know, I do have some savings I could kick in. 441 00:21:18,022 --> 00:21:21,734 No, no, no. Thank you. It's a Gallagher thing. 442 00:21:21,817 --> 00:21:24,737 Well, you lose the house, it's gonna be somebody else's thing. 443 00:21:26,489 --> 00:21:28,073 So, where's that money coming from? 444 00:21:30,868 --> 00:21:33,162 I have an idea, just not sure how I feel about it yet. 445 00:21:34,121 --> 00:21:36,332 I'll let you know when I decide. 446 00:21:39,084 --> 00:21:40,169 Savings, huh? 447 00:21:41,337 --> 00:21:42,838 Literally hundreds of dollars. 448 00:21:44,465 --> 00:21:45,800 You fucking gold digger. 449 00:21:53,849 --> 00:21:55,226 Hey, which button is it? 450 00:21:55,726 --> 00:21:56,811 Says "bidet." 451 00:21:57,144 --> 00:21:58,270 Right. 452 00:22:09,573 --> 00:22:10,658 Okay. 453 00:22:12,743 --> 00:22:13,744 Ow. Whoa. 454 00:22:14,328 --> 00:22:16,163 -Holy shit! -You like it? 455 00:22:16,372 --> 00:22:18,624 It's a new sensation. 456 00:22:18,707 --> 00:22:19,792 Ow. 457 00:22:20,167 --> 00:22:22,336 In a good way? 458 00:22:22,711 --> 00:22:24,255 I'm not sure. 459 00:22:24,463 --> 00:22:25,673 Ah. 460 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:26,966 Love a man with a clean ass. 461 00:22:27,132 --> 00:22:28,133 Yeah. 462 00:22:28,342 --> 00:22:29,343 Your sister's calling. 463 00:22:29,635 --> 00:22:30,886 Shit. 464 00:22:34,014 --> 00:22:35,849 Hey, I've been trying you since last night. 465 00:22:36,141 --> 00:22:37,393 Sorry, I got your messages, 466 00:22:37,601 --> 00:22:40,688 I've just been doing this paperwork for the pre-certified loan, 467 00:22:40,771 --> 00:22:42,398 which might as well be in Swahili. 468 00:22:42,773 --> 00:22:44,775 Yeah, you still need the down payment, right. 469 00:22:44,858 --> 00:22:47,736 Look I got 280 bucks in the light fixture in my dorm room, 470 00:22:47,945 --> 00:22:49,113 I'll have Ian go grab it. 471 00:22:49,363 --> 00:22:50,364 Thanks. 472 00:22:50,573 --> 00:22:52,116 I'm sorry it's not more. 473 00:22:52,324 --> 00:22:54,660 Listen, you need help with the paperwork or anything? 474 00:22:54,743 --> 00:22:59,582 Uh, no, it's my info they want. How's it going there? 475 00:22:59,790 --> 00:23:01,959 It's pretty swanky. 476 00:23:02,167 --> 00:23:05,713 Swanky is good. I should go, I'll text if there's news. 477 00:23:05,796 --> 00:23:07,131 -All right. Bye. -Bye. 478 00:23:28,527 --> 00:23:29,862 Fiona. 479 00:23:30,070 --> 00:23:31,280 -Yeah? -You won't believe this. 480 00:23:37,786 --> 00:23:38,829 Holy shit. 481 00:23:39,955 --> 00:23:41,040 Hi, aunt Fiona. 482 00:23:41,540 --> 00:23:42,625 -Fiona Gallagher? -Uh-huh. 483 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,710 I'm lysa, with juvenile detention services. 484 00:23:44,877 --> 00:23:46,211 Charles is your nephew, correct? 485 00:23:47,963 --> 00:23:49,340 I forgot about the swastika. 486 00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:51,050 This is listed as his address. 487 00:23:51,216 --> 00:23:52,343 His mom is incarcerated, 488 00:23:52,426 --> 00:23:54,053 and we have no other family on record. 489 00:23:54,678 --> 00:23:55,971 Could I... 490 00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:01,143 Not to sound harsh, but there's gotta be somewhere else he can go. 491 00:24:01,685 --> 00:24:03,479 Eventually, he'll have a foster home, 492 00:24:03,604 --> 00:24:05,814 but that could take a while. 493 00:24:06,023 --> 00:24:08,108 There's a lot of minorities in the state facility. 494 00:24:08,317 --> 00:24:10,069 Not sure how long he'll survive. 495 00:24:10,653 --> 00:24:11,654 Fuck no. 496 00:24:11,862 --> 00:24:14,490 He can stay here until we find another relative. 497 00:24:14,698 --> 00:24:15,991 Any relatives. 498 00:24:16,408 --> 00:24:18,535 Need you to sign to confirm that you're a legal adult, 499 00:24:18,744 --> 00:24:21,664 that this is a drug-free household, that you will maintain... 500 00:24:21,872 --> 00:24:23,040 Hold on. 501 00:24:32,341 --> 00:24:33,634 Much better. 502 00:24:33,842 --> 00:24:34,760 I'm hungry. 503 00:24:34,843 --> 00:24:37,513 Ian, would you get your Nazi nephew some breakfast? 504 00:24:42,059 --> 00:24:45,604 If you let the cracker stay, bitch gonna get a shiv in his neck. 505 00:24:45,813 --> 00:24:46,897 Right here. 506 00:24:46,980 --> 00:24:48,023 New rules. 507 00:24:48,232 --> 00:24:50,901 No shivs in chuckie's neck, and no race wars... 508 00:24:51,568 --> 00:24:53,070 In the house. Got it? 509 00:25:06,875 --> 00:25:09,962 No one should face death alone, am I right? 510 00:25:13,090 --> 00:25:14,425 Excuse me? 511 00:25:15,050 --> 00:25:17,344 Staring into that terrifying abyss 512 00:25:17,553 --> 00:25:19,847 without the warmth of another human being? 513 00:25:19,930 --> 00:25:24,601 Sure, we have medical professionals, but I'm talking about intimacy. 514 00:25:24,810 --> 00:25:28,313 The kind of support you... Well, I'll just say it... 515 00:25:28,522 --> 00:25:31,817 You get from a good woman. 516 00:25:32,025 --> 00:25:33,152 What kind of cancer you got? 517 00:25:33,694 --> 00:25:35,154 Oh. No, I'm just here for my wife. 518 00:25:35,362 --> 00:25:37,906 She's in getting radiation. Hey, George, let her go. 519 00:25:39,908 --> 00:25:41,660 You're not wearing a wedding ring. 520 00:25:41,869 --> 00:25:44,246 Uh, yeah, I broke my finger a few years ago. 521 00:25:44,455 --> 00:25:45,581 Since then, I have... 522 00:25:45,831 --> 00:25:46,957 That's just fascinating. 523 00:25:52,671 --> 00:25:57,634 So, your wife's getting radiation. You mind if I ask how far along... 524 00:25:59,219 --> 00:26:00,512 Stage three breast cancer. 525 00:26:00,929 --> 00:26:04,349 Tsk. Stage three. That's tough. 526 00:26:09,104 --> 00:26:09,980 How about you? 527 00:26:10,314 --> 00:26:13,942 Oh, I'm not sick at the moment. Frank Gallagher, cancer concierge. 528 00:26:14,151 --> 00:26:17,780 I smooth the way for patients with serious diagnoses. 529 00:26:17,988 --> 00:26:20,991 And I know how hard it can be on the spouses. 530 00:26:21,074 --> 00:26:22,159 You got help with the kids? 531 00:26:22,326 --> 00:26:23,368 What? 532 00:26:23,577 --> 00:26:27,289 You know, a family to share the load, a granny or two? 533 00:26:27,539 --> 00:26:30,209 Ah. No, they're all back in Nebraska. 534 00:26:31,043 --> 00:26:33,045 Paid help? Nanny, whatever? Anything? 535 00:26:33,879 --> 00:26:35,881 Can't afford it. But we're managing. 536 00:26:37,466 --> 00:26:40,594 Mmm. And you're doing a great job. 537 00:26:43,722 --> 00:26:46,725 Still. You gotta think of the kids. 538 00:27:02,908 --> 00:27:03,909 ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪ 539 00:27:07,371 --> 00:27:10,624 ♪ you drive me crazy with the way that you move ♪ 540 00:27:11,333 --> 00:27:13,961 ♪ you really came to play now ♪ 541 00:27:15,045 --> 00:27:19,007 ♪ you can start a fire with a body like that ♪ 542 00:27:19,091 --> 00:27:21,802 ♪ burn the damn place down ♪ 543 00:27:21,969 --> 00:27:23,053 ♪ come on now ♪ 544 00:27:25,180 --> 00:27:26,306 You don't think he means it? 545 00:27:26,390 --> 00:27:27,224 No. 546 00:27:27,724 --> 00:27:30,519 I mean, he wouldn't light the guy's house on fire. That's insane! 547 00:27:30,727 --> 00:27:31,728 It is. 548 00:27:31,937 --> 00:27:33,188 Yanis talks shit all the time. 549 00:27:33,522 --> 00:27:35,190 Said he was gonna kill the Lisas. 550 00:27:35,399 --> 00:27:37,025 He told Mr. Ryland 551 00:27:37,109 --> 00:27:40,362 that he was gonna cut his balls off and hang them from the rearview 552 00:27:40,571 --> 00:27:42,197 like fuzzy dice. 553 00:27:42,447 --> 00:27:43,490 He didn't do that. 554 00:27:43,740 --> 00:27:44,741 No. 555 00:27:44,992 --> 00:27:45,993 But he did once tell me... 556 00:27:46,076 --> 00:27:48,078 It is bad enough you talked to that Greek psycho, 557 00:27:48,287 --> 00:27:50,080 but now you gonna make me relive it? 558 00:27:51,039 --> 00:27:53,458 You're right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 559 00:27:54,376 --> 00:27:55,377 Just reassure me. 560 00:27:55,669 --> 00:27:57,462 I did, like, 20 times. 561 00:27:57,671 --> 00:27:59,715 -We all talk shit... -Yeah. 562 00:27:59,923 --> 00:28:03,635 But most people, even the crazy Greek ones, don't follow through. 563 00:28:03,844 --> 00:28:04,928 Where you going? 564 00:28:05,178 --> 00:28:06,179 Other job. 565 00:28:06,263 --> 00:28:07,347 What other job? 566 00:28:07,723 --> 00:28:08,557 Public restroom. 567 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:11,184 It's not restroom. 568 00:28:11,351 --> 00:28:13,312 New place, 19th street. Very popular. 569 00:28:13,854 --> 00:28:15,480 You're two-timing us with another bar? 570 00:28:15,647 --> 00:28:17,357 Not bar. Speakeasy. 571 00:28:17,691 --> 00:28:19,067 Hipster for "bar." 572 00:28:19,151 --> 00:28:21,570 I'm thinking I should take you to meet owner, Georgia. 573 00:28:21,778 --> 00:28:24,823 She's big success. Maybe learn how to bring people into place. 574 00:28:24,948 --> 00:28:26,199 We know how to run our own bar. 575 00:28:29,161 --> 00:28:32,039 Look around, Kevin, there's no one here. 576 00:28:34,583 --> 00:28:36,293 You said the hipsters would come back. 577 00:28:37,836 --> 00:28:39,212 Can you introduce us to this lady? 578 00:28:39,463 --> 00:28:41,048 Come tonight, I text you address. 579 00:28:42,257 --> 00:28:43,300 Hey, guys. 580 00:28:43,842 --> 00:28:45,093 Hey, Kermit. 581 00:28:46,637 --> 00:28:48,013 Who's getting topless? 582 00:28:48,305 --> 00:28:49,181 Svetlana said. 583 00:28:49,264 --> 00:28:50,891 Not "topless." Tapas. 584 00:28:52,643 --> 00:28:54,019 I still hear "topless." 585 00:28:54,269 --> 00:28:56,188 Kermit, pull up a stool. Have something to eat. 586 00:28:56,855 --> 00:28:58,398 What? Octopus doesn't go bad. 587 00:28:58,607 --> 00:28:59,608 Says who? 588 00:29:00,234 --> 00:29:03,195 Uh. No, thanks. Good seeing you guys. 589 00:29:03,278 --> 00:29:04,696 -Flash him. -What? 590 00:29:04,905 --> 00:29:06,949 He's our second customer in three days. Flash him. 591 00:29:07,157 --> 00:29:10,244 Kev, I am not flashing someone every time something goes wrong. 592 00:29:10,494 --> 00:29:12,120 Strange little bald man. 593 00:29:13,705 --> 00:29:15,290 Sit down, get a drink. 594 00:29:16,792 --> 00:29:17,918 I'll have a beer. 595 00:29:25,342 --> 00:29:27,261 Hey, I just wanted to... 596 00:29:28,845 --> 00:29:32,516 I mean, you pretty much saved my life. Cookies? 597 00:29:34,434 --> 00:29:35,894 Uh, where was this? 598 00:29:36,186 --> 00:29:37,354 Central ave bridge. 599 00:29:38,355 --> 00:29:40,023 The redhead. That's right. 600 00:29:40,315 --> 00:29:41,692 You'd have pulled through anyway. 601 00:29:41,775 --> 00:29:44,569 But I'm glad I could help. I'm Jason. 602 00:29:45,195 --> 00:29:46,238 Good meeting you. 603 00:29:46,905 --> 00:29:48,282 You want a smoothie? 604 00:29:48,407 --> 00:29:49,616 Uh... 605 00:29:51,368 --> 00:29:52,411 Hey, guys, this is Ian. 606 00:29:52,619 --> 00:29:56,498 That's Jr, stubbs, Adam, Caleb, 607 00:29:56,707 --> 00:29:59,001 Hollywood, and that's Damian. 608 00:29:59,209 --> 00:30:00,294 And that's Bart. 609 00:30:04,756 --> 00:30:06,258 -That you? -Yeah. 610 00:30:06,341 --> 00:30:08,218 With my husband, Phil, and our two kids. 611 00:30:09,845 --> 00:30:10,846 Nice. 612 00:30:11,138 --> 00:30:12,389 What's your name again? 613 00:30:12,764 --> 00:30:14,224 Ian. Thanks. 614 00:30:14,349 --> 00:30:17,144 When Caleb's not here, he's in his sculpture studio. 615 00:30:17,352 --> 00:30:18,520 He made that one right there. 616 00:30:21,189 --> 00:30:22,190 Awesome. 617 00:30:22,566 --> 00:30:23,984 So, what do you do? 618 00:30:25,319 --> 00:30:27,946 I guess I'm a janitor. 619 00:30:28,238 --> 00:30:30,657 Ooh. I had that gig. Sucked! 620 00:30:32,743 --> 00:30:33,910 Yeah. 621 00:30:35,704 --> 00:30:37,664 You ever let anyone visit your studio? 622 00:30:37,956 --> 00:30:41,001 I would, if anyone cared. It's right by the airport. 623 00:30:43,128 --> 00:30:44,629 Attention. Station 12. 624 00:30:44,713 --> 00:30:46,965 Section one response. 625 00:30:48,300 --> 00:30:49,343 On the airline bridge. 626 00:30:49,676 --> 00:30:53,055 Response command at airport. 627 00:31:23,085 --> 00:31:24,294 Looks interesting. 628 00:31:24,961 --> 00:31:25,962 You think? 629 00:31:29,383 --> 00:31:33,303 With the publication in 1949 of her seminal text, 630 00:31:33,387 --> 00:31:34,971 the second sex, 631 00:31:35,180 --> 00:31:38,600 Simone de beauvoir redefined the semiotics of femininity 632 00:31:38,809 --> 00:31:40,644 throughout the western world. 633 00:31:40,852 --> 00:31:42,020 What has not been explored 634 00:31:42,229 --> 00:31:44,689 is the relationship between her loss of faith 635 00:31:44,898 --> 00:31:47,317 and subsequent revolutionary views. 636 00:31:47,401 --> 00:31:51,154 Sister lilianne-Marie montreaux was a nun at the convent school 637 00:31:51,238 --> 00:31:52,989 that de beauvoir attended. 638 00:31:53,073 --> 00:31:54,241 And it was montreaux 639 00:31:54,324 --> 00:31:56,410 who helped Simone grapple with the theories that... 640 00:31:56,493 --> 00:31:57,744 I'm sorry. 641 00:31:57,953 --> 00:31:58,954 Yes? 642 00:31:59,162 --> 00:32:01,748 Are you saying montreaux was a formative influence? 643 00:32:02,707 --> 00:32:05,210 Without taking credit away from de beauvoir, 644 00:32:05,293 --> 00:32:06,378 that's exactly what I mean. 645 00:32:06,461 --> 00:32:07,462 You've read the letters? 646 00:32:08,296 --> 00:32:10,424 There's no surviving correspondence between them. 647 00:32:10,590 --> 00:32:12,384 I've done extensive research on their time... 648 00:32:12,509 --> 00:32:14,219 Sorry, we do have letters. 649 00:32:18,098 --> 00:32:19,057 I'd be aware. 650 00:32:19,141 --> 00:32:21,059 Discovered a few weeks ago by an estate trustee. 651 00:32:21,309 --> 00:32:23,311 We have them at loyola. 652 00:32:23,395 --> 00:32:24,396 Judge for yourself, 653 00:32:24,479 --> 00:32:27,065 but I think they prove the opposite of what you're asserting. 654 00:32:33,071 --> 00:32:34,531 I look forward to reading them. 655 00:32:37,409 --> 00:32:38,702 In the meantime, 656 00:32:38,910 --> 00:32:41,997 we have at least tertiary evidence that montreaux inspired... 657 00:32:42,205 --> 00:32:43,623 Sorry, don't mean to be an asshole. 658 00:32:43,707 --> 00:32:44,791 Yes. 659 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,794 It's in the letters. Montreaux had a very narrow worldview, 660 00:32:48,044 --> 00:32:51,298 specifically regarding acceptance of patriarchal realities. 661 00:32:51,381 --> 00:32:52,382 Really? 662 00:32:52,591 --> 00:32:53,592 If anything, 663 00:32:53,675 --> 00:32:55,385 the reconceived semiotics of the second sex 664 00:32:55,469 --> 00:32:56,678 were formulated later, 665 00:32:56,887 --> 00:32:58,138 in opposition to a colleague 666 00:32:58,346 --> 00:33:00,724 whose work reinforced traditional gender binaries. 667 00:33:10,358 --> 00:33:11,359 Anything else? 668 00:33:22,913 --> 00:33:24,164 Okay, so... 669 00:33:24,331 --> 00:33:25,540 I only got an hour. 670 00:33:25,624 --> 00:33:27,792 I gotta meet Svetlana to check out the competition. 671 00:33:28,043 --> 00:33:29,586 -Which is? -Public restroom. 672 00:33:29,794 --> 00:33:31,630 That's what it's called. And they serve tapas. 673 00:33:31,838 --> 00:33:33,507 Who goes to a place called restroom 674 00:33:33,590 --> 00:33:35,717 and is like, "you know, I wanna order some food." 675 00:33:35,967 --> 00:33:39,387 Hold on, hold on. Yeah, I'm here. Sure. 676 00:33:41,014 --> 00:33:42,849 Thank you so much for all your help, Peter. 677 00:33:43,058 --> 00:33:44,392 I'll let you know how it goes. 678 00:33:44,476 --> 00:33:46,311 -Holy shit! -It came through? 679 00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:49,189 Pre-certified for a mortgage loan of up to $100,000. 680 00:33:49,481 --> 00:33:52,150 Did those bankers not learn anything from that mortgage crisis? 681 00:33:52,359 --> 00:33:54,319 No offense, but giving that kind of money to you? 682 00:33:54,402 --> 00:33:56,279 Totally. And thank god for Sean. 683 00:33:56,488 --> 00:33:57,989 He pushed me to get this loan. 684 00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:01,535 He's like Superman, except for the whole junkie thing. 685 00:34:01,785 --> 00:34:03,286 Does he know about Gus's ring? 686 00:34:03,954 --> 00:34:07,290 Well, he knows that it exists, but not that I'm pawning it. 687 00:34:07,958 --> 00:34:09,167 Let's see. 688 00:34:10,669 --> 00:34:13,171 You know, I've been trying to, like, get angry at Gus, 689 00:34:13,380 --> 00:34:16,341 thinking about that bitchy song that he wrote about me, but... 690 00:34:16,550 --> 00:34:18,218 Any way you look at it, this is shitty. 691 00:34:20,095 --> 00:34:21,638 Belonged to his grandmama? 692 00:34:21,888 --> 00:34:23,265 Yeah, his dead grandma. 693 00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:25,225 And there's some story... 694 00:34:25,433 --> 00:34:28,979 Like, she survived the holocaust with it in her cooch? 695 00:34:29,187 --> 00:34:30,689 -What? -Yeah, it's something intense. 696 00:34:30,814 --> 00:34:33,233 Well, you should get extra for dead grandma's cooch ring. 697 00:34:33,441 --> 00:34:36,361 I had it appraised. The guy said it's worth $7,000. 698 00:34:36,444 --> 00:34:37,529 Seven... 699 00:34:38,572 --> 00:34:40,532 -Seven grand? Are you serious? -Mmm-hmm. 700 00:34:41,032 --> 00:34:43,660 Fuck Gus's dead grandmama. Go on and buy your house. 701 00:34:44,995 --> 00:34:47,581 -Yo. What are you doing? -Helping uncle Nick. 702 00:34:47,789 --> 00:34:49,749 Don't call him that. Get the fuck out of here. 703 00:34:51,293 --> 00:34:53,628 He's a white supremacist Nazi. You remember that! 704 00:34:53,837 --> 00:34:55,171 He don't know shit. 705 00:34:56,423 --> 00:35:00,427 I went to the dmv. I'm not old enough to get my license, but you are, so... 706 00:35:00,510 --> 00:35:02,387 I got these for you to study up on the test. 707 00:35:02,470 --> 00:35:05,056 We can score wheels, pick up shorty after soccer practice. 708 00:35:05,265 --> 00:35:07,267 Pull up and she'll be like, "damn!" 709 00:35:08,351 --> 00:35:10,520 Don't want to take a test. I just want my bike. 710 00:35:11,563 --> 00:35:13,398 Man, what's with you and this bike, anyway? 711 00:35:16,693 --> 00:35:21,239 When I was nine years old, other kids had bikes. 712 00:35:21,448 --> 00:35:23,575 I told my pops I wanted one, he beat on me. 713 00:35:24,534 --> 00:35:26,202 But I got the money. 714 00:35:27,037 --> 00:35:29,414 Took me a year. I got it. 715 00:35:30,582 --> 00:35:32,250 A bike just like this one. 716 00:35:34,461 --> 00:35:37,714 Had it for one day before pops traded it for a rock. 717 00:35:39,716 --> 00:35:40,800 Shit. 718 00:35:41,384 --> 00:35:44,220 They lock me up for what I did to him. 719 00:35:44,429 --> 00:35:48,767 When I'm inside, they ask me, "you homesick?" 720 00:35:48,975 --> 00:35:52,646 I say, "no. I just want my bike." 721 00:36:13,124 --> 00:36:14,501 Nineteen hundred. 722 00:36:15,585 --> 00:36:17,170 It's worth seven grand. 723 00:36:17,921 --> 00:36:19,798 I'm offering 1,900. 724 00:36:22,217 --> 00:36:23,426 Six grand. 725 00:36:25,178 --> 00:36:26,221 1,900. 726 00:36:26,429 --> 00:36:27,806 Fuck kind of negotiation is that? 727 00:36:28,014 --> 00:36:29,265 Then I'm leaving. 728 00:36:34,646 --> 00:36:37,023 -Aren't we leaving? -Nah, I'm bluffing. 729 00:36:37,232 --> 00:36:38,608 Tell him about grandma's cooch. 730 00:36:41,403 --> 00:36:43,655 Four grand. Final offer, take it or leave it. 731 00:36:44,572 --> 00:36:45,532 1,900. 732 00:36:45,615 --> 00:36:46,616 Shit. 733 00:36:47,992 --> 00:36:51,579 Go away. I said go away. 734 00:36:51,788 --> 00:36:54,499 And I would do that, only this is time-sensitive. 735 00:36:54,708 --> 00:36:56,793 A lead on potential employment for you. 736 00:36:57,001 --> 00:36:58,044 I don't need it. 737 00:36:58,586 --> 00:37:01,172 What's that? "Dog Walker." 738 00:37:03,133 --> 00:37:05,760 Well, once you get established, it's steady work. 739 00:37:05,969 --> 00:37:07,303 Sure... 740 00:37:07,512 --> 00:37:12,058 But, you know, it's gonna be winter before you have this kid. 741 00:37:12,267 --> 00:37:14,102 You don't want to be eight months pregnant, 742 00:37:14,310 --> 00:37:15,562 freezing your ass off 743 00:37:15,770 --> 00:37:19,107 while half a dozen mutts drag you sideways across the ice. 744 00:37:19,315 --> 00:37:21,693 That's a genuine risk to your unborn child. 745 00:37:22,694 --> 00:37:23,695 Ugh. 746 00:37:23,945 --> 00:37:25,613 So what employment are you talking about? 747 00:37:26,573 --> 00:37:28,950 Working as a nanny for a very nice family. 748 00:37:29,159 --> 00:37:30,326 It's flexible hours. 749 00:37:30,535 --> 00:37:33,455 Plus, it's working with kids! It's great practice. 750 00:37:33,663 --> 00:37:34,748 What's the catch? 751 00:37:35,665 --> 00:37:36,666 There's no catch. 752 00:37:36,875 --> 00:37:41,212 This is me showing love and concern for my soon-to-be grandchild. 753 00:37:41,421 --> 00:37:45,091 Come on. What do you say? They want to meet tomorrow morning. 754 00:37:49,804 --> 00:37:50,889 There you go. 755 00:37:51,473 --> 00:37:52,766 I'm good, I'm good. 756 00:37:55,727 --> 00:37:56,728 Oh... 757 00:37:56,895 --> 00:37:59,522 Why do they put mirrors in elevators? 758 00:38:00,315 --> 00:38:02,984 To make you feel less closed-in, I guess. 759 00:38:03,735 --> 00:38:04,778 Easy. Careful, all right? 760 00:38:06,029 --> 00:38:08,865 Come on. Let's fuck and watch ourselves in the mirror. 761 00:38:09,491 --> 00:38:11,367 We got 30 seconds, but I can try and be quick. 762 00:38:14,704 --> 00:38:15,705 Fuck. 763 00:38:17,332 --> 00:38:19,459 Don't play with the buttons, all right? 764 00:38:19,834 --> 00:38:21,669 Fine. Come on. 765 00:38:21,753 --> 00:38:25,590 Why don't we wait, wait till we get back to the hotel room, huh? 766 00:38:27,425 --> 00:38:29,385 Hey! Hey, be careful! 767 00:38:30,428 --> 00:38:31,429 Stop it! 768 00:38:31,679 --> 00:38:35,475 They don't mind. You don't mind, do you? 769 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,519 When do you get this excitement in Indianapolis? 770 00:38:37,602 --> 00:38:39,020 -Hey. -Am I right? 771 00:38:40,897 --> 00:38:44,234 Did we meet at the conference? Helene runyon. 772 00:38:44,776 --> 00:38:46,778 - Hi. - Hey, easy! 773 00:38:48,530 --> 00:38:50,657 Is this, like, the employee entrance? 774 00:38:50,740 --> 00:38:53,326 No. It's... creative concept. 775 00:38:53,743 --> 00:38:55,203 Yeah, I don't get it. 776 00:38:56,162 --> 00:38:57,163 Flush. 777 00:39:20,478 --> 00:39:21,980 Those guys used to come to the alibi! 778 00:39:22,188 --> 00:39:23,857 Yes. It's new hot place. 779 00:39:24,816 --> 00:39:26,109 Fifteen bucks a drink. 780 00:39:26,359 --> 00:39:28,903 -Two choices. -Number one and number two? 781 00:39:34,367 --> 00:39:38,371 Georgia! It's my friend. She love the place. 782 00:39:38,580 --> 00:39:39,789 Yes, I'm a big fan. 783 00:39:39,873 --> 00:39:41,082 I go work now. 784 00:39:42,959 --> 00:39:45,962 Rude and hard to understand. She's irreplaceable. 785 00:39:46,170 --> 00:39:49,007 So, how do you get all these people to come here? You advertise? 786 00:39:49,215 --> 00:39:50,758 Advertise? That's the kiss of death. 787 00:39:50,967 --> 00:39:52,510 So, it's word of mouth? 788 00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:55,346 What do we all want? To be in on a secret, right? 789 00:39:55,555 --> 00:39:57,974 I try to make these venues as hard to find as possible. 790 00:39:58,182 --> 00:40:00,852 All black. No signs. No lights. 791 00:40:00,935 --> 00:40:03,980 So, say a newspaper wrote you were, I don't know, 792 00:40:04,105 --> 00:40:05,857 the best shittiest bar on the south side... 793 00:40:05,940 --> 00:40:07,775 -Like the alibi room. -You know the alibi? 794 00:40:07,984 --> 00:40:09,861 Oh. That place was like a gold mine. 795 00:40:09,944 --> 00:40:12,864 So much potential. Till they hung that banner. 796 00:40:12,947 --> 00:40:15,533 So, if the alibi took down the banner... 797 00:40:15,742 --> 00:40:20,622 Oh. No, there's no coming back from that. Chris! Excuse me. 798 00:40:28,046 --> 00:40:29,881 So, you got the loan, 799 00:40:29,964 --> 00:40:32,216 but you're a few bucks short on the deposit. 800 00:40:32,425 --> 00:40:36,346 Lip and Ian had 450. I had two saved. 801 00:40:36,554 --> 00:40:38,890 No way I'm taking Carl's cartel money. 802 00:40:38,973 --> 00:40:42,518 Debbie's saving up for baby huey, so... 803 00:40:44,312 --> 00:40:46,397 I pawned the engagement ring that Gus gave me. 804 00:40:46,606 --> 00:40:48,066 Because I'm a horrible person. 805 00:40:49,025 --> 00:40:50,026 What'd you get for it? 806 00:40:50,526 --> 00:40:53,821 Nineteen hundred. Still 950 short. 807 00:40:54,864 --> 00:40:56,866 Nine... that's so weird. 808 00:40:58,534 --> 00:41:01,871 I just happen to have $950 burning a hole in my pocket. 809 00:41:03,873 --> 00:41:05,041 - Really? - Yeah. 810 00:41:05,249 --> 00:41:07,919 -You sure? -Yeah. Come on. 811 00:41:08,252 --> 00:41:09,379 Mmm. 812 00:41:11,673 --> 00:41:13,883 Thanks. This is a loan. 813 00:41:13,967 --> 00:41:15,718 Yeah, you're damn right, it's a loan. 814 00:41:19,472 --> 00:41:21,808 What if we don't get the house? 815 00:41:22,016 --> 00:41:23,267 Ah. You'll figure it out. 816 00:41:25,478 --> 00:41:27,146 Kids are older than last time it happened. 817 00:41:28,272 --> 00:41:29,482 "Last time"? 818 00:41:29,983 --> 00:41:31,609 We've never been in foreclosure before, 819 00:41:31,818 --> 00:41:34,404 'cause frank's never owned anything in his life, but... 820 00:41:35,697 --> 00:41:36,990 On the street with these kids? 821 00:41:38,950 --> 00:41:42,662 The first time, I was, like, 10. 822 00:41:45,081 --> 00:41:48,042 Well, like you said, you're... You're older now. 823 00:41:48,626 --> 00:41:50,461 I'd have to split 'em up. 824 00:41:50,670 --> 00:41:53,881 Debbie and Carl still aren't ready to be on their own, and... 825 00:41:54,090 --> 00:41:55,967 I gotta keep an eye on Ian. 826 00:41:56,175 --> 00:41:58,469 Worst case scenario, I'll just move in with you. 827 00:42:05,101 --> 00:42:07,145 Relax, I was just kidding. 828 00:42:07,353 --> 00:42:09,522 God, you look like you got stung by a bee. 829 00:42:09,731 --> 00:42:12,734 No, I was imagining what it would look like, 830 00:42:12,942 --> 00:42:14,902 me and you living together. 831 00:42:15,111 --> 00:42:17,989 In a good way, just thinking it through. 832 00:42:20,700 --> 00:42:23,911 I'm hungry. You want anything? 833 00:42:27,457 --> 00:42:28,875 All right. 834 00:42:40,261 --> 00:42:41,512 Sexy, huh? 835 00:42:42,930 --> 00:42:44,891 Just don't hit the bidet button, there. 836 00:42:44,974 --> 00:42:45,975 Mmm. 837 00:42:46,851 --> 00:42:50,897 Oh. Sorry. You were hoping to get laid. 838 00:42:50,980 --> 00:42:51,981 Nah. 839 00:42:54,275 --> 00:42:55,276 Oh. 840 00:42:56,027 --> 00:42:57,695 My book is toast. 841 00:42:59,197 --> 00:43:02,742 I was humiliated in front of my peers 842 00:43:02,992 --> 00:43:04,827 by a gay jesuit. 843 00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:09,457 It's great that guys study feminism, it's... 844 00:43:09,665 --> 00:43:13,753 You know, it shouldn't make it worse, that it was a guy. But it does. 845 00:43:14,754 --> 00:43:17,340 Tsk. You know, you might wanna wait till you're sober... 846 00:43:18,216 --> 00:43:20,051 Before you start to assess your life. 847 00:43:20,510 --> 00:43:21,969 Am I a cliché? 848 00:43:23,137 --> 00:43:24,180 What? 849 00:43:24,263 --> 00:43:28,976 You know, Mrs. Robinson, chasing young guys. 850 00:43:30,353 --> 00:43:33,481 Well, Mrs. Robinson was hot, so it's not a bad thing. 851 00:43:37,443 --> 00:43:39,320 And, no, you're not a cliché. 852 00:43:42,198 --> 00:43:43,783 One day... 853 00:43:45,034 --> 00:43:46,911 -Someday... -Mmm-hmm. 854 00:43:48,412 --> 00:43:50,957 You're gonna be with a girl your age. 855 00:43:52,166 --> 00:43:56,629 And you're gonna tell her about the older woman. 856 00:43:56,838 --> 00:44:01,217 Who taught you about wine and hotels. 857 00:44:02,343 --> 00:44:04,178 And bidets... 858 00:44:10,685 --> 00:44:13,646 -Bellhop thought we were married. -Did he? 859 00:44:13,896 --> 00:44:14,897 Mmm. 860 00:44:16,315 --> 00:44:18,025 Is that so crazy? 861 00:44:23,447 --> 00:44:28,536 When you and I got together, I was looking for a fling. 862 00:44:31,164 --> 00:44:36,210 But this is different. 863 00:44:38,045 --> 00:44:42,216 It's so much more than that. You know? 864 00:44:46,012 --> 00:44:47,054 Yeah. 865 00:44:51,517 --> 00:44:53,060 - Oh, god. - Shit. 866 00:45:33,100 --> 00:45:35,645 Smile! Come on, come on! 867 00:45:37,271 --> 00:45:40,024 Hi! You must be Erica, wonderful to meet you. 868 00:45:40,232 --> 00:45:42,360 I'm frank. This is Debbie. Did Tyler mention... 869 00:45:42,568 --> 00:45:44,862 Yeah. You're here to interview as the nanny. 870 00:45:45,071 --> 00:45:46,405 Uh, yeah. Hi. 871 00:45:46,614 --> 00:45:49,033 Hi. Uh, well, we could use one. 872 00:45:49,116 --> 00:45:51,702 But I'm not feeling well and Tyler's running late, 873 00:45:51,911 --> 00:45:54,789 so you can wait for him inside. 874 00:45:55,122 --> 00:45:56,040 She's sick? 875 00:45:56,123 --> 00:45:59,126 It's very sad. But it's a nice enough house, right? 876 00:46:20,773 --> 00:46:21,899 Hi. 877 00:46:23,567 --> 00:46:24,694 I thought I'd let you sleep. 878 00:46:24,902 --> 00:46:26,070 How you feeling? 879 00:46:26,487 --> 00:46:28,406 Can a person overdose on aspirin? 880 00:46:30,116 --> 00:46:33,494 I threw up in a toilet bidet. Might be a new low. 881 00:46:33,786 --> 00:46:35,746 Oh, well, the paramedics weren't called, 882 00:46:35,955 --> 00:46:38,249 so better than an average night in my house growing up. 883 00:46:40,751 --> 00:46:44,171 I vaguely recall an extremely earnest conversation. 884 00:46:44,380 --> 00:46:45,715 Sorry if I was a bore. 885 00:46:46,173 --> 00:46:48,342 No, no, it wasn't boring. Actually... 886 00:46:48,718 --> 00:46:51,554 There's nothing like a bottle of wine and a couple Martini chasers... 887 00:46:51,762 --> 00:46:55,141 To get me talking nonsense, so... 888 00:46:55,349 --> 00:46:58,561 Do me a favor, pretend it never happened. 889 00:46:58,769 --> 00:47:00,771 We'll just put this weekend behind us. 890 00:47:00,980 --> 00:47:02,064 Okay? 891 00:47:03,232 --> 00:47:04,400 I'll check us out. 892 00:47:10,156 --> 00:47:11,741 Do you and your mother need a taxi? 893 00:47:12,450 --> 00:47:14,618 -What? -The lady. 894 00:47:15,870 --> 00:47:17,413 No. No, thanks. 895 00:47:23,210 --> 00:47:25,129 Hey, what's up, beautiful? 896 00:47:25,212 --> 00:47:28,591 Heading home, right? You want to ride in style? 897 00:47:28,799 --> 00:47:30,342 Not really. 898 00:47:30,843 --> 00:47:31,969 This is yours. 899 00:47:32,720 --> 00:47:34,805 -Got the receipt? -Yeah. 900 00:47:35,014 --> 00:47:36,724 At least ride it home and think about it. 901 00:47:38,392 --> 00:47:41,395 -♪ Weatherman say it's money outside ♪ -♪ hallelujah ♪ 902 00:47:41,479 --> 00:47:43,898 -♪ tonight we gon' see some rain ♪ -♪ yeah ♪ 903 00:47:44,899 --> 00:47:48,360 -♪ tonight your body is the strip club ♪ -♪ word? ♪ 904 00:47:49,111 --> 00:47:50,321 Don't ride too close. 905 00:47:51,572 --> 00:47:54,200 -♪ For the moola? ♪ -♪ fuck it, I'm gettin' paid ♪ 906 00:47:54,325 --> 00:47:56,911 ♪ hallelujah, oh, yeah, hallelujah ♪ 907 00:47:57,078 --> 00:47:59,038 ♪ send up praises with the moola ♪ 908 00:47:59,205 --> 00:48:00,664 ♪ shout out to my shooters ♪ 909 00:48:00,831 --> 00:48:02,541 ♪ see I know just what I'm doin' ♪ 910 00:48:02,792 --> 00:48:04,168 ♪ started from the ruins ♪ 911 00:48:04,460 --> 00:48:07,379 Since I've been sick, I haven't been much use around here. 912 00:48:07,588 --> 00:48:09,632 Tyler's had his hands full. 913 00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:13,427 There's no shame in having help, under the circumstances. 914 00:48:13,636 --> 00:48:15,721 And Debbie loves working with children. 915 00:48:15,930 --> 00:48:17,890 She's looking forward to having kids of her own, 916 00:48:18,015 --> 00:48:20,309 so this would be great practice. 917 00:48:20,392 --> 00:48:21,519 You seem a little young. 918 00:48:21,727 --> 00:48:22,895 -She's 18. -I'm 18. 919 00:48:26,023 --> 00:48:29,693 I'm afraid I have to lie down. Um, like I said, Tyler will be back soon. 920 00:48:29,902 --> 00:48:31,070 -Okay. -Can we help? 921 00:48:31,278 --> 00:48:33,155 Oh, no. Thanks, sweetheart. 922 00:48:33,364 --> 00:48:35,282 I can make it. It was nice to meet you. 923 00:48:35,491 --> 00:48:36,492 Yes. 924 00:48:47,294 --> 00:48:50,214 And, voilà. Guest room. 925 00:48:50,548 --> 00:48:52,758 Little small, but I think I can make it work. 926 00:48:52,967 --> 00:48:54,301 You? 927 00:48:54,385 --> 00:48:56,554 Why would you be staying in their guest room? 928 00:48:57,179 --> 00:48:59,348 Working dishwasher. 929 00:48:59,431 --> 00:49:03,060 Name-brand cereal, none of that generic crap. 930 00:49:03,269 --> 00:49:06,355 An ideal place for us to raise the kid. 931 00:49:06,438 --> 00:49:09,650 Wait till you meet the husband, then you can thank me. 932 00:49:10,151 --> 00:49:11,318 Wait. 933 00:49:12,528 --> 00:49:15,489 You're setting me up with a dying woman's husband? 934 00:49:15,698 --> 00:49:16,782 They're married! 935 00:49:16,991 --> 00:49:18,284 -Not for long. -Frank! 936 00:49:18,367 --> 00:49:20,202 You're gonna be a godsend to this family. 937 00:49:20,411 --> 00:49:22,371 The father's going to be sick with grief. 938 00:49:22,580 --> 00:49:26,375 He'll need a shoulder to lean on, and then to sleep on. 939 00:49:26,792 --> 00:49:28,335 Ugh. I'm leaving. 940 00:49:28,544 --> 00:49:30,129 See the backyard? 941 00:49:30,337 --> 00:49:32,047 Swing set, trampoline. 942 00:49:32,256 --> 00:49:34,633 It's like a playground, but without a pedophile. 943 00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:38,304 - Hi. - Hi. 944 00:49:38,512 --> 00:49:39,889 Sorry, I'm late. 945 00:49:44,602 --> 00:49:46,228 -Deb? -Hi. 946 00:49:46,437 --> 00:49:48,814 Uh, guys, there's someone I want you to meet. Hello? 947 00:49:49,023 --> 00:49:50,191 She's sleeping. 948 00:49:51,108 --> 00:49:53,736 I'm sorry, the kids are off somewhere. 949 00:49:53,944 --> 00:49:54,987 That's okay. 950 00:49:55,196 --> 00:49:57,239 Uh. Just let me deal with these groceries. 951 00:50:00,159 --> 00:50:01,368 Uh, can I help? 952 00:50:01,577 --> 00:50:03,746 Yeah. That'd be great, thanks. 953 00:50:04,371 --> 00:50:05,998 Drop that up there. 954 00:50:09,752 --> 00:50:12,296 Ten minutes, Alex will cover and then we go, okay? 955 00:50:12,421 --> 00:50:13,422 Yep. 956 00:50:16,008 --> 00:50:19,720 Um, listen. If you don't get the house, you can come stay at my place. 957 00:50:19,929 --> 00:50:21,972 Will's coming next weekend, so if you're okay... 958 00:50:22,181 --> 00:50:25,351 You've been great. Really. I'll find a place to crash. 959 00:50:25,559 --> 00:50:26,644 Not with me? 960 00:50:26,852 --> 00:50:30,272 Let's just wait until we're ready, instead of being forced into it. 961 00:50:30,481 --> 00:50:32,441 Do you feel forced? I don't. 962 00:50:33,484 --> 00:50:35,236 You have your doubts, which I get. 963 00:50:35,486 --> 00:50:37,029 You mean last night when you said it? 964 00:50:37,238 --> 00:50:39,406 I told you, you were reading that wrong. 965 00:50:41,492 --> 00:50:42,618 I don't think so. 966 00:50:45,579 --> 00:50:47,706 When me and my ex moved in together, 967 00:50:47,915 --> 00:50:50,584 there was stuff she didn't know about me. 968 00:50:50,793 --> 00:50:51,961 Created problems later. 969 00:50:52,169 --> 00:50:53,379 My na sponsor thinks 970 00:50:53,587 --> 00:50:56,465 I should be more up-front with you if things get serious with us. 971 00:50:58,259 --> 00:51:02,054 You mentioned living together, that's what went through my mind. 972 00:51:02,429 --> 00:51:03,597 What don't I know? 973 00:51:05,808 --> 00:51:07,643 We can hash through that. Now, we should go. 974 00:51:07,851 --> 00:51:08,894 -We should... -No, no, no. 975 00:51:09,103 --> 00:51:10,229 -You're an addict. -Yeah. 976 00:51:10,479 --> 00:51:12,690 If there's more to say before we shack up, spit it out. 977 00:51:12,898 --> 00:51:14,900 'Cause in an hour, I might be homeless. 978 00:51:16,527 --> 00:51:18,279 -You want to do this now? -Right. 979 00:51:18,487 --> 00:51:19,655 -Now? -Right. 980 00:51:23,617 --> 00:51:24,743 Really building it up. 981 00:51:24,952 --> 00:51:25,995 Okay. 982 00:51:27,663 --> 00:51:28,664 Um... 983 00:51:29,498 --> 00:51:34,670 Yeah. I, uh, went to prison in my 20s. 984 00:51:35,671 --> 00:51:36,588 -I figured... -Yeah. 985 00:51:36,797 --> 00:51:38,465 With all the ex-cons you hire. 986 00:51:38,674 --> 00:51:40,384 -For drugs. -Yeah. 987 00:51:40,467 --> 00:51:42,219 And I killed a guy. 988 00:51:42,594 --> 00:51:44,054 Right. 989 00:51:45,931 --> 00:51:47,224 I'm not joking. 990 00:51:51,645 --> 00:51:53,939 I was drunk and high, I'm sleeping in a Van. 991 00:51:54,148 --> 00:51:57,359 I get in a fight with another junkie over... 992 00:51:57,568 --> 00:51:58,986 Damn, I don't know what. 993 00:52:00,487 --> 00:52:01,530 Fuck. 994 00:52:02,823 --> 00:52:04,658 Uh, he went down, I kept beating him. 995 00:52:04,867 --> 00:52:07,494 I guess his head hit the curb or something. 996 00:52:07,703 --> 00:52:09,663 He went to the hospital, and later, he died. 997 00:52:12,041 --> 00:52:13,792 It was a long time ago. 998 00:52:15,919 --> 00:52:19,590 But it's something I live with. And I should have mentioned it. 999 00:52:21,425 --> 00:52:22,426 Yeah. 1000 00:52:30,517 --> 00:52:31,852 Anything else? 1001 00:52:33,562 --> 00:52:36,857 Heroin, killed a guy... No, that's all that comes to mind. 1002 00:52:39,818 --> 00:52:41,028 Okay. 1003 00:52:41,820 --> 00:52:43,364 Okay. 1004 00:52:44,656 --> 00:52:46,158 Finish up on the floor, and we'll go. 1005 00:52:46,241 --> 00:52:47,284 Yeah, I didn't wanna... 1006 00:52:47,534 --> 00:52:48,744 Finish up and we'll go. 1007 00:53:02,424 --> 00:53:04,802 Yanis! Hey, brother! 1008 00:53:05,010 --> 00:53:07,096 Going for a stroll? Going pretty fast, there. 1009 00:53:07,304 --> 00:53:08,555 You know where I'm going. 1010 00:53:08,764 --> 00:53:10,015 Oh, god. 1011 00:53:11,183 --> 00:53:12,559 You gonna help me? 1012 00:53:12,768 --> 00:53:15,104 If not, get lost. You're drawing attention. 1013 00:53:15,312 --> 00:53:18,565 I'm begging you, please, turn around. Oh, god damn it. 1014 00:53:20,359 --> 00:53:22,277 Goodbye, lawyer shit! 1015 00:53:22,486 --> 00:53:25,406 You turned yanis into a cripple! 1016 00:53:25,614 --> 00:53:29,451 Now you and your shit wife and your shit kids 1017 00:53:29,660 --> 00:53:32,746 are gonna die in a lawyer-shit bonfire! 1018 00:53:35,332 --> 00:53:36,333 No, no, no! 1019 00:53:36,583 --> 00:53:38,752 He didn't cut the cable to your motorcycle! I did. 1020 00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:47,845 I meant to cut the throttle 1021 00:53:48,011 --> 00:53:50,556 so you would stop revving your engine. 1022 00:53:50,764 --> 00:53:53,684 I'm just trying to keep the peace in the neighborhood, man! 1023 00:53:53,892 --> 00:53:56,311 Only, the brake cable and the throttle cable 1024 00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:59,189 look a lot alike, which is a design flaw. 1025 00:53:59,398 --> 00:54:04,027 Yanis, you got paralyzed and I feel really bad. 1026 00:54:04,236 --> 00:54:07,448 I am so fucking sorry, man. 1027 00:54:07,656 --> 00:54:10,492 But if you can find it in your heart to forgive me, 1028 00:54:10,701 --> 00:54:12,619 we could have an extra-strong friendship 1029 00:54:12,703 --> 00:54:14,788 because of what we went through. 1030 00:54:16,582 --> 00:54:17,666 Yeah? 1031 00:54:18,584 --> 00:54:19,668 Oh, man! 1032 00:54:20,210 --> 00:54:24,673 Oh, man, I can't tell you how good that feels to get that off my chest. 1033 00:54:26,300 --> 00:54:28,469 It's like taking a thousand-pound shit. 1034 00:54:30,637 --> 00:54:31,847 What are you doing? 1035 00:54:33,474 --> 00:54:35,434 Yanis. Yanis! 1036 00:54:37,561 --> 00:54:39,396 I know this brings up strong feelings, hey... 1037 00:54:39,605 --> 00:54:42,858 Put that down so we can work on our extra-strong friendship! Ah! 1038 00:54:45,611 --> 00:54:46,737 Oh, shit! Fuck! 1039 00:54:52,201 --> 00:54:57,664 Holy shit! Help! Help! 1040 00:55:15,682 --> 00:55:17,726 -Hey. -Hi. You made it. How was the trip? 1041 00:55:17,809 --> 00:55:19,019 Still processing. 1042 00:55:19,186 --> 00:55:20,479 -Where's kev? -Yours. 90,000. 1043 00:55:20,562 --> 00:55:22,189 He was supposed to be here, I don't know. 1044 00:55:22,272 --> 00:55:24,858 Okay, next up, 2119 north Wallace street. 1045 00:55:25,108 --> 00:55:26,109 Guys. 1046 00:55:26,318 --> 00:55:27,945 It's a four-bedroom, one-and-a-half bath 1047 00:55:28,153 --> 00:55:31,365 in a up-and-coming neighborhood, adjacent to a community garden. 1048 00:55:31,657 --> 00:55:33,116 Oh. Sounds almost livable. 1049 00:55:33,325 --> 00:55:34,368 Heard this place has rats! 1050 00:55:34,576 --> 00:55:36,620 Yeah, and Honduran squatters live in the basement. 1051 00:55:36,703 --> 00:55:38,914 How about 50,000? Fifty thousand for the four-bedroom. 1052 00:55:39,122 --> 00:55:40,123 Who would give 50? 1053 00:55:40,374 --> 00:55:41,708 50,000 bid in the back there. 1054 00:55:41,792 --> 00:55:42,834 60? Looking for 60,000. 1055 00:55:43,126 --> 00:55:44,127 Dive in. 1056 00:55:44,336 --> 00:55:45,754 60! I'm looking for 60,000. 1057 00:55:45,921 --> 00:55:47,381 Thank you. Now 70? Who would give 70? 1058 00:55:47,548 --> 00:55:48,757 70,000. I have 70 right here. 1059 00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:50,926 Who would give it for 80? 80 right here. You're up! 1060 00:55:51,218 --> 00:55:53,303 You gotta beat 80,000. Hey, I don't think so... 1061 00:55:53,679 --> 00:55:54,930 80,000 bid in the back, 90? 1062 00:55:55,138 --> 00:55:56,265 I'm looking for 90,000 here. 1063 00:55:56,473 --> 00:55:59,268 Who can give 90? You can bid right there. Thank you. 1064 00:55:59,685 --> 00:56:01,478 Now 100. One hundred thousand... 1065 00:56:01,728 --> 00:56:03,188 -This is it. -One hundred. Thank you. 1066 00:56:03,355 --> 00:56:05,232 Now 110? Bid 110? Give it a go for 110? 1067 00:56:05,482 --> 00:56:07,818 110 going once, going twice... Ooh, 110 in the back now. 1068 00:56:07,901 --> 00:56:09,152 Now, 120. You gotta beat 120. 1069 00:56:09,319 --> 00:56:10,571 Who would bid 120? Give it a go? 1070 00:56:10,779 --> 00:56:11,655 I gotta have 120. 1071 00:56:11,738 --> 00:56:12,739 -Hurry up! -We'll lose it. 1072 00:56:13,031 --> 00:56:14,449 -Raise the card. -I can't, I can't. 1073 00:56:14,616 --> 00:56:16,326 -We can't go over 100,000. -Raise the card. 1074 00:56:16,410 --> 00:56:17,911 New bidder, here with 120. Bid 130? 1075 00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:19,454 -You can bid back in. -We're out. 1076 00:56:19,580 --> 00:56:21,123 How about our man, who would give 130? 1077 00:56:21,373 --> 00:56:22,708 130, let me know! In the back. 1078 00:56:22,791 --> 00:56:24,209 40. Everybody else is out. Beat 140. 1079 00:56:24,376 --> 00:56:25,711 Give that a go? 140, you sure? 1080 00:56:25,794 --> 00:56:27,588 130 right here, going once. 1081 00:56:27,838 --> 00:56:30,340 You don't wanna miss it. 130 in the back going twice... 1082 00:56:30,632 --> 00:56:31,675 Are you thinking about it? 1083 00:56:31,758 --> 00:56:33,760 For 140,000, what do you think? Last call. 1084 00:56:36,221 --> 00:56:39,182 Sold! You got her. 130,000. Thank you!